Getting Older

by Barney Vinson
(Las Vegas, NV)

You know you're getting older when you look in the mirror and say, "Dad?"

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Aug 06, 2015
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As George Burns once said "If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself". I am so old that I no longer have candles on my birthday cake. The last time I did that, I set off the fire alarms for Square block and the fire department had to be called to put out the flames. Turned out they had used a fire thrower to light them all.

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