Birthdays

by Dan C. Corley
(Eufaula, Oklahoma)

I don't celebrate birthdays anymore.


I am so absent minded that I don't remember when I was born.

The last time I had a birthday cake it set off a forest fire and triggered every single fire alarm in a square block.

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